Trust me, it's a thing

I found out yesterday that I'm going to be a guest on the Mancow radio/TV show. Which is a thing! I'm nervous because, when I was asked to be on the show, I didnt know it was a thing. We don't have the Mancow show down south. In the south we just have cow shows and that's more or less a different thing. But everyone from Chicago keeps telling me the Mancow show is a big thing and now I'm nervous and way off my poop schedule... (I honestly thought that my first television appearance in Chicago would be on the 11 o'clock news after smiling in the wrong neighborhood.) But this is great news!  Check out details on the show here and I'll keep you updated! I'll be on next Tuesday.