Saturday, July 26, 2014

Trust Me, Life is Worse than Star Wars Episode 1



Life is like a bad telling of Star Wars.

For instance, instead of being set a “A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away....” Life is RIGHT HERE, RIGHT NOW.

As you grow up, Life tells you to stop being a motherfucking Jedi, because not so secretly, you never were. 

Worst of all, instead of having a Darth Vader that turns out to be your father. You have a father who turns out to be your Darth Vader.

Father: "Luke... I am your daddy issues."







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